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Too late

August 14, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  Age 3 Recently we've been reading stories about the life of Jesus to our Haley Jane, so naturally the topic of death has come up.  Little Haley had even more an opportunity to wrestle with this difficult topic when a man we knew passed away this year. After the funeral service, the church provided a nice meal in the church fellowship hall.  During the meal an elderly man with wild, white eyebrows and matching white hair came up to the table to greet everyone and stopped to pat Read More

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Haley Jane One-liners

August 12, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  Age 3 (After playing outside on a hot playground): "Can we go inside and cold-up?" (As I'm helping Haley put on her shirt in the morning): "MOM!!  Don't BREAK my ARMPIT!" (At the breakfast table listening to baby Darcy babble "Die-Die-Die-Die-Die"):  "Mom, Darcy says she wants you to die."  (My response:  "I don't think that's what she means, honey.") (As Daddy walks in the front door):  "Daddy's home!  Hi Daddy... I ALMOST missed you." (Peeking her head in my bathroom, loaded Read More

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Horror of Horrors

August 10, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  Age 3 Haley:  "Mama, can I wear a dress?" Me:  "Haley, you already have a dress on." Haley (starting to get choked up):  "But....(stammering through tears)....I CAN'T wear THE SAME dress ALL....DAY......LONG!" Read More

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Favorite T-shirt

August 6, 2011Annie

Haley Jane: Age 3 1/2 Haley got a new Ariel t-shirt recently and asks to wear it almost every day.  Even though he lets her watch The Little Mermaid, Colby isn't the biggest fan of this Disney princess because she's got an attitude with her Daddy in the movie.  So, today in Wal-Mart, an elderly man saw Haley (with the shirt on of course), stopped, bent over so he was eye-level with her, smiled, pointed at her shirt, and asked kindly if she liked Ariel.  She shrugged and responded, "Yeah... but Read More

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Call Social Services

August 4, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  age 3   Haley and Darcy came back from Pennsylvania today where Grammy and Papa watched them for a week.  Haley returned with a big scratch near her eye that was apparently the result of a collision with a table.   Tonight at church, Miss Gayle asked what happened to her eye and Haley nonchalantly replied, "Oh, I don't know....I think someone beat me up."             Read More

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I haven’t heard of that country before…

August 2, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  Age 3 Haley:  "Daddy, are there flying horses in this world?" Dad:  "No, honey...not in this world.  Only in our imagination." Haley:  "Ohhhhh......Wow.  So, how do we get to our-imagination?" Read More

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Psalms 92:1

July 31, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  age 3 We had a youth worker's meeting after church today.  Haley loves it because she gets to spend quality time with some older kids, have "kitty club", and watch a movie in the church nursery while we have our meeting. When I went to get her after the meeting was over, she shooed me away frantically, "Noooo....Mommy, can you just go PRAISE THE LORD some more?  Please.  I want you to go PRAISE THE LORD a loooooooong time so I can watch The Little Mermaid." Read More

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Evening Sun

July 30, 2011Annie

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Picky Eater

July 29, 2011Annie

Haley Jane: Age 2 Haley:  "Mommy.... I.  want.  some.  Peanuts." Me:  "Haley Jane, what you need right now is PATIENCE." Haley:  "No, I NO LIKE Patience.  I. want.  peanuts." Read More

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Inner beauty

July 27, 2011Annie

Haley: Age 2 Location:  Reykjavik, Iceland She's really just repeating what she's heard, not being egocentric.  But when the first words out of her mouth one morning were "Good morning, mommy! Good morning, Iceland church bells!  I so pretty.  I so beautiful," I knew it was time to teach her this verse:  "Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips." Proverbs 27:2. Apparently I didn't communicate this concept successfully because the next day she Read More

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