Annie B Garman

Setting:  We had just waited for 14 months to get a residence permit to live in Iceland.  When we finally did get them, we had to go to the Embassy in London. (Darcy and Haley playing with their dolls in the living room) Darcy:  Haley!  Quick!  We have to go to the doctors!  My baby is coming out! (Dramatic groans and wails as Darcy pretends to be in labor). Darcy:  Its....it's...IT'S A GIRL!!  And, look....it's a MERMAID! Haley:  Wow, Darc, that's great!  Now we have to go to the Read More

Darcy :  Age 3 (Explaining to the kids the significance of the Good Friday) Me:  So, you see...Good Friday is the day that we REMEMBER Jesus' death. Darcy (wide, scared eyes):  But..." (choking up) "I DON'T RE-MEMBER!!! ******************************************************************* (Scooting over to let me sit by her) Darcy:  Mom, you can sit by me.  I saved you a lot of room. Me:  Thanks, baby. Darc:  Mom, do you know WHY I gave you more room than me? Me:  No, honey, why? Darcy: Read More

Darcy:  Age 3 Darcy was busy the other day taking care of her baby dolls, rocking them, feeding them, and taking them for "walks" around the apartment.  I overheard her explaining to Haley quite adamantly, "I didn't HAS NO MIS-CARRWIGE.  My babies CAMED OUT." *********************************************************************** Darcy (on a walk, seeing a cigarette on the ground):  Mom, can I have a smoke? **************************************************************************** Darcy: Read More

Haley Jane:  Age 4 (Context:   I had just had a miscarriage DURING A CAMPING TRIP where my husband also had gotten sick, and soon we were going to have to leave Iceland again because the VISA still hadn't been granted). Haley was on the computer skyping with her Grammy and Papa last weekend, describing to them her first camping trip.  The conversation went like this: Pappy:  Haley, what did you think of camping? Haley:  Well, the first night we got there it was good.....that's because no one Read More

Darcy:  Age 2 While waiting for our flight at the airport in Copenhagen, Denmark, Darcy got a small boo-boo on her finger.  To soothe her loud cries, I kissed it and told her not to worry because God would HEAL it. She stopped crying, looked up at me and said solemnly, "But... GOD IS DEAD." I stopped...alarmed and stunned that my two year old was QUOTING NIETZSHE. How did this happen? "Well...JESUS died for our sins..."  I tried to clarify. "Yeah...but Jesus IS GOD,"  she responded, not Read More

Darcy:  Age 2 Someone just gave us an amazing audio cd that teaches the catechism.  It's all to a song, so it's catchy and fun.  Recently I overheard this conversation while the kids were playing and singing the songs. Haley Jane:  What is God?  God is a Spirit;  And does not have a body like man....(Turns her head and mumbles to Darcy) That means he doesn't have any clothes on. Darcy:  Yeah...Mommy, DO YOU HAS a body? Me:  Yes, honey, I do. Darcy:  Yeah...but God DON'T.  He just has a Read More

Haley:  age 3 Haley Jane and I took a longer time than everyone else at the Boston Aquarium because we were admiring every detail of every exhibit.  After watching the jellyfish glide for a long time, I remarked, "Wow...God is such a great artist." She agreed.  "Yeah...He's even better than Mr. Disney." Read More