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Nietzshe

August 26, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 2 While waiting for our flight at the airport in Copenhagen, Denmark, Darcy got a small boo-boo on her finger.  To soothe her loud cries, I kissed it and told her not to worry because God would HEAL it. She stopped crying, looked up at me and said solemnly, "But... GOD IS DEAD." I stopped...alarmed and stunned that my two year old was QUOTING NIETZSHE. How did this happen? "Well...JESUS died for our sins..."  I tried to clarify. "Yeah...but Jesus IS GOD,"  she responded, not Read More

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Classical Conversations

August 25, 2011Annie

It was such a strange turn of events. This summer we were leaning heavily towards putting our 2 children in public school and I had applied for four different part-time ESOL jobs in Prince William County. I'm not really sure what happened.  I guess it all started when we realized buying a house and getting settled in Dumfries (where my husband is now a pastor) by the first day of school was nearly impossible.  Most of the homes that are available are short-sales or foreclosures that could take Read More

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Practicing the Catechism

August 24, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 2 Someone just gave us an amazing audio cd that teaches the catechism.  It's all to a song, so it's catchy and fun.  Recently I overheard this conversation while the kids were playing and singing the songs. Haley Jane:  What is God?  God is a Spirit;  And does not have a body like man....(Turns her head and mumbles to Darcy) That means he doesn't have any clothes on. Darcy:  Yeah...Mommy, DO YOU HAS a body? Me:  Yes, honey, I do. Darcy:  Yeah...but God DON'T.  He just has a Read More

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Art work

August 22, 2011Annie

Haley:  age 3 Haley Jane and I took a longer time than everyone else at the Boston Aquarium because we were admiring every detail of every exhibit.  After watching the jellyfish glide for a long time, I remarked, "Wow...God is such a great artist." She agreed.  "Yeah...He's even better than Mr. Disney." Read More

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Childhood is Calling

August 20, 2011Annie

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2009 Scrapbook

August 20, 2011Annie

2009 was a pretty wild year for us; I finally got around to documenting it. Check it out HERE. Read More

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Paranoia

August 20, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 2 Colby ordered a book about the life of Squanto for the girls this Thanksgiving and we have been reading it over and over again.  They were intrigued about his kidnapping, and it led to some pretty interesting conversations. When we arrived at the playground today, my four year old unbuckled and jumped out of her seat to run towards the entrance where an innocent Father was escorting his daughter in.  When Darcy, who was getting out of her seat, saw the sketchy scene, she had Read More

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Duh

August 19, 2011Annie

Haley Jane:  Age 4 Tonight's Bible story came from 2 Kings 5,  "Now Naaman was commander of the army of the king of Aram. He was a great man in the sight of his master and highly regarded, because through him the LORD had given victory to Aram. He was a valiant soldier, but he had leprosy." Haley Jane:  "Mommy, do you know why he had leprosy?" Me: "Why, honey?" Haley Jane (with a 'this is so obvious' look):  "He didn't get his shots." Read More

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LITERALLY

August 18, 2011Annie

Darcy:  age 2 Darcy has heard us talking a lot recently about moving.  Today the big day finally arrived.  Everything was finally packed and the keys were handed over to our renters.  After taking it in for months and months, she finally busted out with her opinion while we were driving away from the house:  "Oh no!  OW HOUSE is MOOOSing!  Bettew go home and get it!  It. IS. MOOSing!!!" Read More

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Underwear & Theology

August 16, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 2   Sunday was a rough day as both my husband and I started to feel severe flu-like symptoms. We didn't feel like finishing our lunch and went to bed where we set up "Enchanted" for our kids to watch.  Twenty minutes later, my two year old, Darcy, was throwing up her lunch all over me, the portable DVD player, and the bed.  I cleaned up the entire mess myself, even though I dry-heaved a few times.   A couple hours later I was on my hands and knees nearly done sanitizing Read More

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“Remember He is the artist and you are only the picture. You can’t see it. So quietly submit to be painted” -CS Lewis
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