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December 23, 2011Annie

Darcy (After going on the 1st grade field trip together):  “When I grow up, I want to be a chaperone.”

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Gracie (age 2):  “My nose COMING OUT!!”  (Her nose was just running)

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Gracie (twirling around with a dress-up dress on).

Me:  Gracie, we’re going to have some reading time now.”

Gracie:  “Maybe after reading time, I could marry some-fing.”

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Gracie (looking alarmed at the end of her birthday party, as we deflated the swimming pool):

“Why did that pool die?”

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“Mom, I think I have breast cancer.” -said one of my children who shall remain nameless. 🙂

 

 

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