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September 11, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 4

Setting:  Darcy comes up to me with a pencil and a note-pad.

 

Darcy:  Mommy, what do you want to order from my resta-want?

Me:  Hmmm….well, Pesto Chicken sounds wonderful.

Darcy:  Well, ax-ually we don’t has pesto chicken.

Me:  Okay.  Well, I’ll just have some water with ice cubes.

Darcy:  Well, ax-ually, we don’t has any ice cubes.

Me:  Alright….So, what DO you have at your restaurant, Darcy?

Darcy:  Breast milk.

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  1. Oka says

    September 15, 2011 at 7:50 am

    Sounds like this resta-want has a very specific customer base…LMBO

  2. Kmama says

    September 15, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Ha ha. I love kids.

    Thanks for linking up!

  3. Emmy says

    September 15, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Snort!! Too funny. That is one for the books. Great PMM! thanks for linking up

  4. Lourie says

    September 15, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Hashahaha! That’s hilarious.

    • Annie says

      September 16, 2011 at 11:30 am

      Good one!

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