“Colby, Why Did you Teach her THAT?!@!*?!”

Darcy:  Age 4

Having a baby, of course, is a rocking concept for most children to grasp.  We managed to do a pretty good job keeping things simple and concrete for our kids for the first nine months.   In my last week of pregnancy, we went to the doctor’s office for a check up.  As the doctor checked to see how far dialated I was, the kids were on the other side of the curtain with their Daddy getting a little lesson on child-birth.

Unfortunately, Colby must have been a little too thorough in his explanation because later in the day when we were in line at a very crowded Chipotle, Darcy looked over at me with wide eyes and exclaimed Loudly, “MOM, IS YOUR BABY HOLE OPENING UP YET?”