Setting: We had just waited for 14 months to get a residence permit to live in Iceland. When we finally did get them, we had to go to the Embassy in London.
(Darcy and Haley playing with their dolls in the living room)
Darcy: Haley! Quick! We have to go to the doctors! My baby is coming out!
(Dramatic groans and wails as Darcy pretends to be in labor).
Darcy: Its….it’s…IT’S A GIRL!! And, look….it’s a MERMAID!
Haley: Wow, Darc, that’s great! Now we have to go to the embassy.
The embassy! How many kids have THAT in their vocabulary?