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More Darcy One-Liners

September 1, 2011Annie

Darcy :  Age 3

(Explaining to the kids the significance of the Good Friday)

Me:  So, you see…Good Friday is the day that we REMEMBER Jesus’ death.

Darcy (wide, scared eyes):  But…” (choking up) “I DON’T RE-MEMBER!!!

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(Scooting over to let me sit by her)

Darcy:  Mom, you can sit by me.  I saved you a lot of room.

Me:  Thanks, baby.

Darc:  Mom, do you know WHY I gave you more room than me?

Me:  No, honey, why?

Darcy:  Because your butt is bigger than mine.

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Darcy:  Mommy, I want to go with you to school.

Me:  Sorry, Darcy…but you can’t have EVERYTHING you want.

Darcy:  I don’t want EVERYTHING.  I just want one thing:  To go with you to school.

Hmmm…I guess she’s right.  Pretty good logic for a three-year old.

 

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  1. pattisj says

    September 2, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    I always enjoy reading your posts. And they make me so happy that Suzanne is all grown up–but now I get it from the grandkids! 🙂

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