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Darcy One-Liners

August 30, 2011Annie

Darcy:  Age 3

Darcy was busy the other day taking care of her baby dolls, rocking them, feeding them, and taking them for “walks” around the apartment.  I overheard her explaining to Haley quite adamantly, “I didn’t HAS NO MIS-CARRWIGE.  My babies CAMED OUT.”

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Darcy (on a walk, seeing a cigarette on the ground):  Mom, can I have a smoke?

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Darcy:  Is Great-Grammy old?

Me:  Well, I guess….kind of…

Darcy:  Does she need a STAFF?

 

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