Darcy: Age 4
Setting: Darcy comes up to me with a pencil and a note-pad.
Darcy: Mommy, what do you want to order from my resta-want?
Me: Hmmm….well, Pesto Chicken sounds wonderful.
Darcy: Well, ax-ually we don’t has pesto chicken.
Me: Okay. Well, I’ll just have some water with ice cubes.
Darcy: Well, ax-ually, we don’t has any ice cubes.
Me: Alright….So, what DO you have at your restaurant, Darcy?
Darcy: Breast milk.