Haley: Age 6
Setting: The kids are sitting on the couch in the basement watching ME do a Jillian Michaels work-out video. (First thing that’s UNFAIR).
Haley: Mom!! Why do you have a BEARD under your arm pit?
Me: Oh, come ON, Haley… That’s not fair. It’s not THAT BAD.
Haley: Yes it is. THAT. IS. DISGUSTING.
Me: You just wait till YOU have three kids and it’s winter time…